Peaches Brings Her Laser Light Show to Bally Love Event at Moore Building, December 2

Better than: Everything else happening at that very moment.
Reporters sometimes get a bad wrap for diva behavior at events. These low-lifes use clout to get in or try to get an extra something. I personally try to keep that to a minimum, but when someone tells me "There is no fucking way you are getting into this event," that irks me because there is no reason to be rude.